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officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

superfamilyonly:

blackhawk-child:

gallifrey-feels:

lokis-throbbing-cock:

iron-gurl:

WHY ARE YOU TONY WITH STEVE’S FACE

WHY ARE YOU TONY WITH STEVE’S FACE

He’s their kid.

yes.

A different kind of Superfamily.

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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everybodyilovedies:

em1ree:

IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS

SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA

HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS

well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-

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Oh.

oooohhhhhhhhhh….

lockedin221b:

gazzymouse:

moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

AND MURDERS PEOPLE.

The PC term is “undeads”

mechinaries:

what have you unleashed

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

YOU HAVE A NSFW BLOG? WHERE!?
Anonymous

xing2lee:

q-dormir:

Find it by yourself. You can do it!

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