guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?

me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how

world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

(Source: demiflower-remade43234)